JAM Magazine: February/March 1999 Issue: Coda

Credos for 1999

Fun flies when you're serving time.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I will be always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
Always remember that you're unique... just like everyone else.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who cannot.
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no
simpler.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film.
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
If you can't make two ends meet, make one vegetable. (Gary Sivils)
Don't look for water in dry wells. (Dr. Victor Bikales)
If someone doesn't want to come, you can't stop them. (Yogi Berra)
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music. (Isaac
Stern)
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (A. Whitney Brown)






	Search our site:		Credos for 1999 Fun flies when you're serving time. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I will be always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower. Always remember that you're unique... just like everyone else. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who cannot. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film. Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty, and the pig likes it. If you can't make two ends meet, make one vegetable. (Gary Sivils) Don't look for water in dry wells. (Dr. Victor Bikales) If someone doesn't want to come, you can't stop them. (Yogi Berra) There are more bad musicians than there is bad music. (Isaac Stern) I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (A. Whitney Brown) RETURN TO FEBRUARY/MARCH 1999 MAIN INDEX ------------------------------------------------- © Kansas City Jazz Ambassadors 1996-2001. All rights reserved.