The Best Of
The Worst
Country & Western Song Titles

• Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  
• Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  
• Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure
  
• How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  
• I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  
• I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
  
• I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  
• I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  
• I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  
• I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  
• I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
  
• I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  
• If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  
• My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  
• She Got The Ring... And I Got The Finger
  

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